pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
(Source: higgitusfiggitus)
Reblogged from pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come (Originally from higgitusfiggitus)
theepichumor:
omg tony how fucking anime can one person be
i mean you’re almost on par with dean here
needs more
KAWAII
(Source: pockytardis)
Reblogged from memewhore (Originally from pockytardis)
Reblogged from ill-make-you-laugh (Originally from clavid)
Reblogged from laugh-at-me-br0 (Originally from pizzaforpresident)
Reblogged from the-absolute-best-gifs (Originally from photosetlovers)
these two girls, no older than eight, were standing outside the theatre with their parents, and i overheard their conversation.
girl 1:
so which guy was the cutest?
girl 2:
loki! duh!
girl 1:
uh no it was hulk
girl 2:
YOU WEIRDO!
girl 1:
you're the weirdo!
their dad:
actually, you're both weirdos, captain america was the cutest
Reblogged from memewhore (Originally from captainstarked)
Man 1:
But I'm not Gay!
Man 2:
Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
Man 1:
but I'm not!
Man 2:
IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1:
honestly?
Man 2:
THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1:
probably Iron Man.
Man 2:
SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
Man 1:
yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
Man 2:
ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
Man 1:
well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
Man 2:
oh yeah..
Man 1:
and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
Random Woman:
EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
*awkward silence*
Man 2:
...and you said you werent gay!
Reblogged from memewhore (Originally from ibarfedinyoururn)
Reblogged from anime-obsession (Originally from yepperoni)
The notes
We could rule the world, destroy countries, build fantastic cities made of tecnologies, declare heterosexuality illegal, pilot every freaking show.
(Source: charizzaaa)
Reblogged from ill-make-you-laugh (Originally from thanhv)
soundlyawake:
notthehellyourwhales:
mrvys:
…
So I’m not the only one who thinks that she’s way cooler than him, right?
Because yeah he’s running a marathon and it’s sweaty and intense and shit but she’s running an obstacle course WITH FIRE IN IT and she’s just like, “I don’t give a fuck. Fire? That’s adorable, you think FIRE can stop me, haha, that’s cute.”
Is she wearing a tiny, orange sombrero?
Reblogged from memewhore (Originally from mrvys)
